50+ Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrup- MOO! My kids have been telling this particular knock knock joke for over 10 years now, and it NEVER gets old! If you or your kids love to tell jokes, you’re going to want to keep some fresh ideas in your back pocket at all time. That’s why we’ve compiled this list of the best knock knock jokes of all time!

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The Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Before we get to the punch line, we want you to know we have tons of silly jokes planned to share with you on Parenting Nest. Be on the lookout for our best dad jokes, horribly cheesy puns, hilarious knock-knock jokes for different holidays, and tons of funny jokes of various themes and occasions.

Below our list of knock knock jokes here, we’ve also shared some of our favorite joke books – perfect for taking on road trips or for finding that perfect joke of the day before school. Without further ado, here are some giggles to make the entire family laugh!

Animal Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

Back to School Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it’s pointless.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, w-h-o.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah more summer – it’s time for school!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I.
I who?
I-pods aren’t allowed in school.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for the first day of school!

Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door. Hi neighbor!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Don’t go bacon my heart.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
I’ve bean waiting for you to feed me!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat, the food’s getting cold!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me when Santa’s on his way.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up and give me a little help with this tree!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time for jokes, Santa is coming!

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you want to hear some funny knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your Halloween costume!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to the Halloween candy?

Easter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the Easter candy in the eggs!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter eggs? 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann Easter bunny.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

More Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d say hi!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of candy and now I have a tummy ache!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chew.
Chew who?
Chew wanna hear some great jokes?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What’s new since yesterday?

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Leaf. 
Leaf who? 
Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — gimme all your money!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, why are we celebrating?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Tritan.
Tritan who?
Tritan tell you a joke here!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
No you guess who!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears looking at you, kid.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Isaac.
Isaac who?
Isaac of these knock knock jokes!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Did you Rita good book recently?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
I roach you a joke! Wanna hear it?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Auto.
Auto who?
You really auto tell me some knock knock jokes!

Best Knock Knock Joke Books for Kids

Here are some of our favorite jokes books for kids: