44 Hilarious Father’s Day Jokes for Kids
If your dad can’t resist a good joke, there is no better way to make him smile on Father’s Day than with a handful of side-splitting dad jokes. Here is a guest post from my joke-loving tween son, with a list full of the best Father’s Day jokes for kids!
When you want to get a gift for your dad on Father’s Day, you have to think like him. All I can think about is funny jokes. Hey, not a bad idea! Here are some of my favorite dad jokes for Father’s Day.
These jokes are perfect for writing in a homemade Father’s Day card, or you could even make a pretend stage for some stand-up comedy and deliver him some epic entertainment on his special day.
Father’s Day Jokes about being a Dad
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
My dad says being a good Dad is like shaving…
No matter how good a job you do, you still do it all over again tomorrow!
I asked my dad what his favorite Father’s Day Gift was….
He said the last two were a tie.
You look so much like your Dad, you must have a lot of his genes.
I don’t think my dad’s jeans would fit me…
Kid: Hey Dad, I think I deserve to get half of your Father’s Day gifts.
Dad: Oh, what makes you think that? I’m the dad.
Kid: Well yeah, but without me you wouldn’t be a father!
What’s the secret to telling a good dad joke on an elevator?
It has to work on many levels…
What do you call someone who isn’t a dad but tells dad jokes?
A faux pa
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We’re gonna have a BB!
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
Do Dads have fun on Father’s Day?
aPARENTly.
What does a guy need to do to get someone to make them a Father’s Day dinner?
Have kids!
Animal Jokes for Father’s Day
My Dad is the best, he’s a G.O.A.T.
A goat?
Greatest Dad Of All Time!
What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school?
Bison!
Did you hear about the baby bird? He acts so much like his dad!
His mom calls him a chirp off the old block!
What did the baby otter say about his dad?
You are a Dad like no otter.
Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father’s Day?
He was an alley cat.
Where did the cows go to celebrate Father’s Day?
They went to the mooooooovies!
What did the koala give his dad for Father’s Day?
A bear hug
What did the hermit crabs do for Father’s Day?
They shell-abrate their dad!
What did the daddy spider say to the kid spider?
You’re spending too much time on the web!
How did the piglet wake his papa up on Father’s Day?
With hogs and kisses.
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What did the mushroom say to its dad?
Dad you’re a fun-guy!
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
The dad yolks crack you up!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s pop-corn?
Why did dad love to BBQ so much?
He had the grill of his dreams!
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? We’re taking Dad for Father’s Day…
Nah, don’t go there. Great food, but it has no atmosphere…
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate dad!
Kid: Hey Dad, how do you take your coffee?
Dad: Seriously, very seriously!
What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad you’re so raddish!
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
Hey kid, ketchup!
Dad: Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
Kid: No, what’s the rumor?
Dad: Nah, I won’t spread it
Dad, are bugs safe to eat?
Let’s talk about that after dinner. Wasn’t there something else you wanted to tell me?
Oh never mind, it’s just there was a fly in the soup you just finished.
Why was the father so creepy on Father’s Day?
He was a daddy long legs!
What do you call a dad when he falls through the ice?
A popsicle
When I have a bad day, my dad always makes me toast.
Somehow it makes everything butter…
Hey Dad can I make you a sandwich?
Sure, that’d be great!
Poof, you’re a sandwich!
What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
Luke, I yam your Father!
What did the banana give its dad for Father’s Day?
Slippers
Why was the strawberry late for Father’s Day?
He got caught in a jam!
“Dad I’m hungry” … “Hi hungry I’m Dad.”
What do dads like to eat for breakfast on Father’s Day?
POP Tarts!
Why didn’t dad get a Father’s Day gift on time?
It was chocoLATE.
Happy Father’s Day to all the awesome dads out there!
