Funny School Jokes, Riddles, and Puns for Kids!
The first day of school is almost here, but you can still keep your children laughing with these funny jokes for kids about school. We’ve listed all the hilarious school jokes, riddles, and puns that are all about school and school things. We LOVE telling jokes in our house – and the sillier they are, the better!
Scroll through and find your favorite silly jokes, then write one on a slip of paper and hide it in your kid’s lunchbox. Or maybe send them to class with a good laugh by telling them funny jokes on the way to school. Either way, we hope you enjoy this list of the best jokes for kids about school!
School Riddles and Jokes
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
How do you get Pikachu on the school bus?
You poke him on!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
So what’s your point?
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
Why was the clock in the cafeteria slow?
It always went back four seconds.
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.
What is the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
Why do magicians always do so well at school?
They can handle trick questions.
Why did the elementary school teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because she had so many bright students!
What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What is a teacher’s favorite nation?
An expla-nation.
What kind of school does the ice cream man go to?
Sundae school!
What school teaches you to greet people?
High school.
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder.
What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?
The teacher says, “Spit your gum out” and the train says, “Choo-choo!”
Why are school cafeteria workers cruel?
Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?
Because everything was marked down!
Why did the broom get bad grades in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What’s the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Why did the fish get a bad report card?
All his grades were under C!
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Kid: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. How did you do that?
Kid: I got a 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Math Jokes
Why was the obtuse angle always so sad?
He was never right!
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi!
How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots!
What did the student say to the math class?
I’m not a therapist, solve your own problems!
Do you know which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?
Geometry!
Why did the math book look so depressed?
It was full of problems!
How does the geometry teacher plow fields?
With a protractor!
School Puns
- That kid is always a class act.
- Don’t let all those pop quizzes burst your bubble.
- Geography is world class.
- Remember, no punning in the hall.
- I’m angling for an A in Geometry.
- Good principals have all their faculties intact.
- I’m feeling gym dandy.
- Initially I was just a little nervous about English, but now I’m past tense.
- I am not too fond of the lie-brarian. She is not very honest.
- The chemistry teacher tells terrible jokes… periodically.
- When our physics teacher was complaining about how certain bombs fail to work, he blew the lesson way out of proportion.
School Knock-knock Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, do you have an eraser?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s ‘from whom’!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abie.
Abie who?
ABIE….C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P….
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada huge breakfast before school!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bored.
Bored who?
Bored of education!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time, please!
