funny bread puns and jokes

72 Funny Bread Puns and Jokes

Sharing is caring!

If you are a bread lover and a joke lover, then you definitely will want to read our funny bread puns and jokes! Funny bread jokes are so much more than just a laugh. They’re also surprisingly good for your mental health!

We have quite the collection of jokes and puns here on Parenting Nest, as we just LOVE a good and corny joke! Jokes are perfect for slipping into your kid’s lunchbox, for a quick laugh before your child heads off to school, sharing on social media, or as a way to get some giggles at the dinner table.

If you ask us, these bread puns and jokes are the perfect lunchbox companion for a tasty sandwich – but you don’t need special occasions to share these quick quips!

Read through our list of bread puns, funny jokes, and one-liners this side of the bread factory. Find out which funny bread puns and jokes are our favorites – and not crummy at all!

18 Funny Bread Puns That Will Make You Smile

I don’t want naan of that.

I’m on a roll today!

i'm on a roll

Wheat it and weep.

Business at the bakery is on the rise.

Two slices of bread left the bakery. They wanted to grow mold together.

You’re the apple of my rye.

Don’t be so sour, dough.

Gosh, my sourdough starter is so kneady.

That sour loaf kneads to be punished.

Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.

The flour got in trouble, so his mama sent him to bread early.

Some things in life are more or less similar to baking cakes. Just roll with them. 

The best bread puns happen when you yeast expect them. 

Did you know that pilgrims baked bread on the May-Flour?

Baking is a labor of loaf.

Stop loafing around!

Ciabatta stay away from me.

I hear sourdough is on the rise.

8 Golden Toast Puns

I’m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.

Don’t worry, you can crust me.

You’re toast.

It’s a shame that toast puns are always so crumby.

I like my bread like I like my men… well toasted!

What did the toast say to the psychic? You bread my mind!

My doctor advised me against eating burnt toast. I am black toast intolerant.

A piece of toast is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

13 Clever Punny Broader Cuts For When You’re In A Slice

Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

Bready or not, here I crumb!

Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

funny bread puns and jokes

Careful when you compliment a chef’s hot buns—they might bake it the wrong way! 

“Think my jokes are stale?” said the chef. “Wait ’til you get a load of my buns!”

The boxer ordered his favorite lunch again—a knuckle sandwich.

These pastries are so adoughrable!

The actor salivated when he was offered such a juicy roll in the hit movie. 

Our local baker is very affluent! He is rolling in dough, but I guess he kneads it to feel successful! 

I’m a wrapper, so I get that dough.

The chef’s assistant asked for a rolling pin, but was told to not be so kneady.

don't be so kneady

It can be very difficult passing a populist policy when banking on the upper crust. 

I told my dad I burned my buns making hamburgers. He said, “Well then stop sitting on the grill!” 

33 Hilarious Bread Jokes For The Serious Snack Attacker

Why did the loaf of bread divorce his wife?
Their relationship was finally crumbling.

How does fresh bread flirt with his sweetheart?
With lots and lots of flours.

What did one slice of bread say to another after a bad day at work?
Don’t worry—tomorrow will be much butter.

The best thing about a bread joke? It never gets stale.

Why does bread hate Southern summers?
The weather is too toasty.

What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!

How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.

What does a loaf of banana bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.

What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!

What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth?
I’m bready for bed.

What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.

Why did the old bread baker retire? His career was toast.

What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.

What do you call 52 slices of toast?
A deck of carbs. 

What do you call a Scottish baker?
A ginger bread man.

Why was the baker such a good comedian?
Because he had such a rye sense of humor.

Why did she stop making doughnuts?
She was fed up with the hole thing! 

What did they say about the old bread baker’s favorite song?
It is a moldie, but a goodie!

What did the thesaurus have for dessert?
A synonym bun. 

What songs do bread loaves hate? The golden moldies.

What type of hotel does a baker stay in when on vacation?
A B&B (Bread & Breakfast). 

Who is the handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?
Bread Pitt.

Why don’t hamburger buns ever get along?
There’s always beef between them. 

What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it?
Top Bun.

What kind of dance do hot cross buns do?

Why was the bun so happy to see the hotdog?
It was expecting the wurst. 

When is a baker’s favorite time of the year?

What do you call a secret agent working in a bakery?
John Dough! 

How do you unlock a door made of dough?
With a cookey. 

Why did the bakery install a security system?
To protect the dough! 

What does the Sourdough daddy do at night?
Tells bread time stories. 

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut who?
You donut know? It’s me!

Now that we’re done baking all of these dough puns, we hope you’ve had a lot of fun reading them! We’d butter keep this from being a crumby place though, and let you move on.

We hope you’ve had a good laugh! Which of these funny bread puns or jokes were your favorites? Let us know in a comment below.

Don’t miss these other hilarious joke lists:

Scary Funny Halloween Puns and Jokes
The Best Father’s Day Jokes
Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes

See all of our hilarious jokes for kids and adults here!

Similar Posts